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The skinny dipper
裸泳者

The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a
dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who
cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
天气酷热。一个人拼着命扎进附近的湖里。他没带任何泳具。有谁会注意呢？ 这里只有他独自一人，于是他光着身子跳进水里。

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of
old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
在度过了令人惬意的凉爽的一刻之后，两位老年妇女朝他游泳的湖畔走来。

He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in
the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts
and sighed with relief.
紧张之下，他浮出水面抓住沙滩上的一个桶挡住自己的私处并轻嘘了一声


The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward
and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said:
"You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds."
两位女士在他附近盯着他看。他感觉非常尴尬想逃离这里。
其中的一位妇女说，你知道，我有一种特殊的才能
我能够知道别人心里在想什么

"Impossible", said the embarrassed man.
这不可能！这个困窘不安的男人暗暗叫道。

"You really know what I think?"
你真的知道我在想什么吗
"Yes."
是的

The lady replied,
"Right now, I bet you think that the
bucket you're holding has a bottom."
女士回答道
现在，我打赌，你认为你拿的那桶是有底的

skinny-dip:【美】【俚】裸体游泳
例：The boys used to go skinny-dipping in the pond every Saturday morning.
以前,每个星期六早晨,男孩们都去池塘裸泳。

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