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| 作者：佚名 笑话来源：不详 点击数： 更新时间：2006-9-28 | |||||
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1、It's joy to know you, wishing the nicest things always for you, not only today, but all the year through because you are really a joy to know. 认识你是一种快慰，愿你永远拥有最美好的东西，不仅今天拥有，而且天天拥有，因为认识你真是一种慰藉。 2、If only i\'m an angel, i\'ll protect u.If only i\'m an angel, i\'ll lend my wings to u.If only i\'m an angel, i\'ll watch u, but wat can I do? I look like angel only! 3、A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. 4、A man walks into a psychiatrist\'s office wearing only underwear made of plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, \'Well, I can clearly see you\'re nuts. 5、Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don\'t worry I don\'t cry, I\'m just happy that cows can\'t fly! 6、The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 7、There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX ! 8、Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you? 1 honey,how do i live without you? i miss you every minute and every second. 2 when i first saw you, i saw love! When I first touch you, I feel love! 3 you never know how I love ou, please don't take my sunshine away! 4 Becaues you near me, the world will be more beautiful! 5 I'll never break your,I'll never make you cry,I would die if i live without you! 6 You are my sunshine after the rain, you are my brave heart against my fear and pain. 7 The sun is shining in the blue sky while my sweet heart looks into my eyes being a little shy. 8 i want to touch your state of your mind. 9 The sky is so many stars, only your star is pretty.however I just love this star. 10 You come back too later every day. what about you now,do you remember me waiting for you! 11 I love you more and more each day as time flies. 12 I have your arms around me like air but when I open eyes you are gone. 13 Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without gettings few drops on yourself. 14 I miss you so much,more than you can ever know... 15 Every word you said is why I miss you, every thing you did is why I love you. 16 I love you more then I can say. 17 since the first time I took your hand, my love for you has just been grown up. 18 Hi,what are you doing now? Close your eyes, I will be here by your side! 19 when I fall down you pick me up, when I am dry you fill my cup,you're my all in all. 20 Sending you a heart and hug! 21 Nothing gona change my love for you! 22 Wherever you are, whatever you do, you will in my heart forever! 23 you will success if you work hard, I trust it. 24 Will you be my valentine? I really love you very much! 25 Thank you for not turn off our GSM! Good luck to you! 26 No one even you know how much I love you except me! 27 I love you. Iwant be with you for the rest of my life. I want take care of you. 28 You're my sunshine after the rain. hope you can hear what I am singing. 29 I will dispel your gloomy moods by my smile. 30 Make a solemn pledge of love with you! 31 If you kiss me again, I will love you forever. 32 Hugs make the world a sweeter place. 33 Even though I'm ugly, I have the warmest heart in the world. 34 My thoughts keep kissing you all over. 35 Without you, I don't live. Love will keep us alive! 36 Happy Birthday! Best wishes for you_beautifuel health!happy! 37 Forget every bad things else,Enjoy yourself, enjoy your birthday.Happy birthday to you! 38 Oh my friend, once again! Happy birthday foy you! It will be the best day today forever. 39 Wish you beauty and helth forever. hapy birthday! 40 I will be here by your side, I miss you day and night! 41 I should give you three words: I love you! if I have to add a limit to it,it is 10000 years...... 42 H ow ever you should take care of yourself,uou know I worry about your health very much. 43 Love begin with a smile, grow with a kiss, and end with tears. 44 Promise me,that you will be my sunshine forever,no matter how hopeless,no matter what happens! 45 wherever you go, whataver you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 46 Love you from the bottom of my heart.I really miss you. 47 I will always love you,there's no one who loves you lide I do! 48 I miss you! I want to see you now although I know it impossiable. 49 These fioners are a small token of my love for you. 50 You make me the happiest man in the world. 51 You ane the most wonderful girlfriend a boy could ask for.Let's continue to stay together. 52 I would be a Liar if I said that I didn't love you. 53 This valentine is for the girl who stole my heart. 54 You are the one I want to grow old with. 55 I feel safe with you. I want to say that I love you very mucn. 56 Apart.we are incomplete;together,we are greater than the whole. 57 You are my great wish and my brightest dream.Bemine. 58 You're the best husband that a girl could ask for. 59 To the girl of my dreams and the mother of our child:you are the only Valentine for me. 60 We work side by side.but I admire you from afar. Please be mine on Valentine's Day. 61 If you need a valentine.I'm willing to fill the position. 1。I opened my wallet&fonund it empty,reached into my pocket&found no coin,searched my life&found you!Then I realized how rich I was. 我打开钱包，空空如也；我打开口袋，不名一文；但当我回想人生，有你相伴，忽然间我发觉我是多么富有。 2 people laugh and people cry,some give up and some always try,somg say hi while some say bye,others may forget you but never i!!! 世人笑着，哭着；世人放弃着，争取着；世人相见着或别离着；或许你将被其中一些人所忘记，但会永存于我心间！ 3、A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. 一个男人的信用卡被偷了，但他决定不去报失，因为小偷比他的老婆节省多了。 4、A man walks into a psychiatrist\'s office wearing only underwear made of plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, \'Well, I can clearly see you\'re nuts. 一个男人只穿了塑料内衣走进了一个精神病医生的办公室，医生说:恩，我可以很清楚地看见你的那个（这个不是很明白阿） 5、Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don\'t worry I don\'t cry, I\'m just happy that cows can\'t fly! 鸟儿飞过，落下poopy在我眼中（这个单词不懂，不过估计是鸟粪） 我不抱怨，也不难过。 我只是庆幸天上不会有牛群飞过。 6、The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 女人们通常对于漂亮的渴望远胜于智慧，这是因为男人们通常兽性过于理性.(这里我是用的意译) 7、There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX ! 这个世界上有 热烈的做爱@o@，持久地做爱，群交，安全作爱，皮革做爱(这方面知识太少，这是不是指充气娃娃？望高人指点)，电话做爱。但是！如果不幸长了阁下那幅尊容，永无可能做爱！ 8、Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you? 红色的玫瑰，蓝色的紫罗兰，英俊的我........你xxx是怎么长出来的? 本站文章/图片欢迎转载,但请注明转自91笑话网http://www.91xiaohua.com |
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